I get excited about the Barbie Dreamhouse every year, but this year? I don't know if it's the movie coming out, my love of all things Barbiecore (hot pink aesthetics forever!), but I'm loving the 2023 Barbie Dreamhouse more than I've ever been. Maybe, though? It might just be that cool.
The 2023 Barbie Dreamhouse features a three-story slide, the largest to date, 10 outdoor and indoor living areas, including a kitchen, living room, dining room, bedroom, bathroom, closet, bonus room, balcony, and pool all decked out in Barbie's best bold colors. And for some reason, there's a whole hammock chair underneath the slide! It's new for 2023! Potentially a place to put Ken and then promptly forget about him? Plausible. Good on you, Mattel.
You may forget why Ken would hang out at your super cool house all the time, but you'd never forget your furry pals. And pet lovers? The 2023 Barbie Dreamhouse is for you. It has a puppy slide and pool, pet elevator, pet palace that comes with a puppy figure, a pet bed, and doggie door to let your little furry friend out and about.
The whole thing is just massive, and it comes with a whopping 75 accessories ranging from a guitar to a three-tier cake. There's basically no imaginary scenario that can't play out in this house. Bachelorette party? Of course. Zombie apocalypse shelter? Certainly. (My daughter's Barbies had a rich existence. There was a zombie apocalypse, and there was also an all-female commune where everyone raised everyone else's children. Kids dream up the best things when we give them the tools to do so.)
Every doll-loving, Barbie fan will want the 2023 Barbie Dreamhouse, so get it while you can.
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Cat Bowen has been writing about all things parenting for well over a decade. She spends her days researching, reviewing, and testing everything from strollers to breast pumps to changing tables. Her work has been featured in Romper, Bustle, and franchised across dozens of media outlets. In her spare time she loves volunteering at her kids' schools, reading everything she can get her hands on, running, and cooking for her family.